Popcorn

There was a rare fist fight at school and Owen couldn't stop talking about it today.  On one hand, it's best as a parent to stiffle all excitement he has about it.  You don't want to encourage fighting right?  On the other hand, how do you not laugh when he says this, in regards to watching the fight:

"I wanted to get out some popcorn"

I know he picked that up from someone or some TV show, but it still made me double over.